diet

i'm on a diet by default. it's called the "my dog snatches all of the food off of my counters before i can eat it myself" diet. don't be fooled by the lovable brown furry face, the clown-like behavior, the chewbacca like noises or the ridiculous sleeping position (see above pict).. she's cunning, quick, and isn't afraid to go in for the kill the second your back is turned. lemon bars, salad, croutons, bread... and don't forget the kiddie toy that came out of the last box of cereal... mmmmm nothing like a little plastic to wash down a nice leafy salad with croutons.