ode to the hp 5500

dear (used to be) trusty laser printer,

please stop sending me emails. I know all about your fuser kit issues and really don't give a damn.

in fact, i'm sick and tired of all of your crap. lately you've been moody, irritable and completely irrational.

seriously. we may replace, recycle, throw u out the window you if you don't cut it out. watch office space if you are unsure of what i'm getting at...

sincerely,
chaya de cacao
:)

1 comment:

Raymo853 said...

I can show you how to turn those emails off if you want. And you won't even have to dance with me wearing a Cowboys hat for it.