This was actually posted on a reputable GIS job clearinghouse website.
Needed: ArcGIS Server 9.2 Freak, Private Web Media Company, USA (Chicago or Houston preferred)
Need a freelance freak in ArcGIS Server 9.2 to join our team. We're building a sick web-based mapping site for a new kind of social networking. Bonus if you've worked with Navteq or Teleatlas databases before. Double bonus if you know something about mobile phone networks. Send resume with links to stuff you've done so we can see if you're the kind of freak we're looking for. Email to "xxxxxxx@gmail.com". Map on dude.
It's GIS staring the teenage mutant ninja turtles... turtle power dude!
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I saw this one and laughed. Probably some guys assuming they will be the next Google. Prob the will be the next Pet Smart.
eric has a funny translation:
"We're a startup with too much money and not enough sense with a marketing guy that talks out of his ass and has far too much sway over the hiring practices of our company. We'd like to bring you on board as a freelancer because paying you what you're worth and giving you things like benefits would cut into our half-pipe fund. We'd give you stock options, but they'll likely be glorified toilet paper in a month. If you're a complete idiot interested in probably not getting paid after we disappear from the face of the earth next week, email us at imanasshat@gmail.com"
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